The ITALIAN GANG
IT MAY
         SOUND HARMLESS enough
         but wine counterfeiting is no laughing matter. Over the last
         few years the business of faking wine bottles and labels has
         grown substantially and become a very lucrative industry.
         The problem is so serious that twenty-five members of the
         Italian military police recently became qualified as
         sommeliers in order to combat fraud in the wine industry.
         Elite officers of the Carabinieri del Nac (anti-fraud
         squad), recently passed exams given by the Italian
         Sommeliers Association, based in Rome. The combat-ready
         sommeliers will use their new-found expertise as part of
         their existing responsibilities for Italy’s Ministry of
         Agriculture, Food and Forestry. They will also conduct
         special investigations and act as liaisons to the European
         Commission’s Anti-Fraud Office. “The opportunities to
         perpetrate fraud are limited only by man’s imagination,”
         said Colonel Pasquale Muggeo, one of the wine-trained
         officers. “What we have learned will enable us to offer
         stronger support to the wine industry.” Muggeo said their
         training had already helped the policemen in uncovering a
         ring of Brunello and Barbaresco counterfeiters operating in
         Germany and Denmark. He confirmed that although they might
         be disguised as civilians in order to carry out their
         investigations, the teams would be armed, as usual for
         military police. Muggeo discounted the suggestion that teams
         of Carabinieri would pose as sommeliers. “The ability to
         remain lucid is at the core of every undercover activity,
         without exception,” he said. “We do not drink on the job.”
         But now that all of these officers are also sommeliers, it’s
         highly likely that their palates have become much more
         discerning. No schlock for these officers!